DARK GAME
The following story is the tragic result of somebody playing a scary possessed game for so long that he lost all sense of grammar, creativity, and thought. It is simply referred to as DARK GAME >:(®, and it drove this individual so insane that when he wrote the arbitrary story about the haunted game that he posted to a wiki of all places that he still insists is real, he forgot to make it even remotely comprehensible. It is very important that you should only read the “story” in your mind, and NEVER loud. If one reads the testimony about DARK GAME >:(® aloud, they will be possessed by the ghost of the writer’s sanity, which will make them gouge out their left eye with a yellow plastic spork and feed it to an irate albino komodo dragon. You’ve been warned. Proceed with caution.
So i was bying a game to platay at home wen i caim to gamstop too buy angy birds but was weird waz that i no find it so i looked 4 another gam i find game it is caled DARK GAME >:(® omg so scray i by it but it is fre so i maddash out of gamestopp & put the disc in my We as it turn out i shouldntve don that as as soon as i put the DARK GAME >:(® disc in and on teh screen pops CLICHE’.EXE.666.AVI.ETC wtf that name even mor scray he loks like crab-thing but has Is with hyper-relistic blood all the scray he tehn kiled all the things in the gam which included evry singel fictioinal caracter that ever apeared in any form of meedia ever SCRAAAAAAAAAAY then the protoginist of DARK GAME >:(® aka CLICHE’.EXE.666.AVI.ETC sad 2 mee that i wood die in exactly 23 dais but i said no so i went through the thyme & efort to mak n HD sprite in .M.U.G.E.N of him so i coiuld beat so hard like teh deth kirby guy Ṣ̸̢͇̠̭̄̾̅́Ć̸̱͉͜͝ͅR̷̗̦͒͗̕͝Ả̷͎̓̉͛À̷̠͗A̵̢̛͙̽͊A̶̤̗͌̕ͅa̸̡̬̲̓̑ͅḀ̸̯̄Ă̶̢̡̹̿̑̉ą̸̳̉̏͂̅̇A̴̬̮̭̻̥͋A̷̦̔͝ạ̵̻͊̾̈́͠Ą̷̙̘͈͜͝Y̸̪̹̙̦̊̀͂̍ also i ripp off hiz ending never ply any game ever at all or daemonic enties lik Jimbo Kerman, JackJack Anti-Skeleton Man the Killer, Wabuu.exe, Evil Ryu, the Dragonborn, J’Quille, Tom, Tom, Massive Jake, Cody Mc. Coneface (the prime minister of the Bean Demons of Warsaw Poland), Adoring Fan, Dan Hibiki, DUHVEONPOWUCBVIOBUVEBIU, et cetera, that stormtrooper who banged his head on the top of the door, etc wil shar snikerdoodle cookies with u witch r your favorit.
It is said that the author of the story entitled DARK GAME >:(® later went on a huge rant when the administrators of his parents’ refrigerator removed it from that location after he placed it there half a day prior. Said author basically went on a huge rampage throughout the entire refrigerator, to the point where he managed to turn it into an oven instead. He was permabanned from the refrigerator (as well as his parents house) shortly thereafter. It is unknown where DARK GAME >:(® is today, or if it was even real in the first place. Even though the game may not be real, the curse of the story is. So if you did not heed my warnings and chose to read the story allowed, prepare for the feeling of a yellow plastic spork violently piercing through your eye socket. Also, there are rumors that the author became NigelNigel Anti-Balrog Guy the Killer after this, but JackJack Anti-Skeleton Man the Killer disposed of him immediately after, as he did not want a legion of rip-offs following him.