Meaningless & Oddly Specific Rants!
"An elixir of bile so disgusting that both Mountain Dew: Colorless Rainbow and PokeMan: Licked Dandelion.exe both feature it in a negative light, and the mere presence of Moxie was so necrotic that it made both stories unbearable as a result."
H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D, Loser from the Lolpasta Wiki , 8/10/2019
"Moxie bad. No drink."
"Some of the worst piece of copper ever manufactured by a government for monetary purposes, pennies from the year 2016 are hell incarnate, responsible for making a mister JackJack Anti-Skeleton Man the Killer Emily Jackson Stewart go insane and become a ____ the Killer guy."
H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D, Jackass with nothing better to do with his time , 8/10/2019
"JackJack Anti-Skeleton Man the Killer was once one of my friends, but because of this accursed coin, he made me become skeleton."
"JackJack Anti-Skeleton Man the Killer was once one of my friends, but because of this accursed coin, he made me become skeleton."
"A waste of time so boring that you would rather play one of those shitty .exe games rather than expose your eyes to such a travesty, NASCAR is an abomination somehow even worse than Wabuu.exe!"
H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D, Guy bored off his ass , 8/10/2019
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"VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 {repeat for a fucking eon}."
"The laziest 'video game' publishers in all of creation, Phoenix Games puts in less effort in their games than I did in that pasta I ended up getting deleted, making their incompetence almost glorious in its scale!"
H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D, Person who has nothing to do with his life , 8/11/2019
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"'i'll be good i promise i'll go straight to school AH AH maybe i will go and play i will go with you oh no i'm turning donkey HA-HAAAAAAW HA_HAAAAAAW take it easy every day not hard work that's the way now i see a sharkie then my daddy saves me oh pinnochio *unintelligible* i am such a foolish boy please save me being a naughty puppet toy daddy caught me talking to a post i'll always be a puppet puppets just the most'"
"The epitome of a loser, H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D has absolutely no use in the world, his only 'use' being adding the dumbest wikis imaginable to his 'hivemind' and writing lolpastas on the lolpasta wiki, the vast majority of which have absolutely 0 comments not made by itself due to their irrelevance."
H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D, Random guy on FANDOM , 8/11/2019
"As X the Mystic always said, 'Always trust a flumph... unless that flumph is H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D, in which case you should always have a silence spell ready in case he opens his infernal mouth'. That's how the saying goes, right?"
"Twelve is a random undefined blob of white Play-DohⓇ that the Capcom is trying to pass off as a Street Fighter character, I cannot believe I used it as my avatar at one point, or that I tried to sell it on eBay. Alas, nobody wanted to buy my Grade-A fully functioning Twelve."
H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D, frustrated eBay auctioneer , 8/11/2019
"His only good move is X.C.O.P.Y. Why? You get to temporarily not play Twelve. Twelve isn't even a good number! It's 12! 1̴̧̡̦̟̠̽͗́̓̓2̴̤̩͓͒!̴̛͈̬͗̋
"12 is an annoying number that I hate. It is directly before 13 (thus a lesser version of 13), looks annoying on your clock no matter what the situation is, and worse yet, it is a 1 and a 2 next to each other, which is infuriating!"
H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D, professional loser, 8/11/2019
"12 CAN GO TO HELL! OR AT LEAST BE TORN APART BY A SWARM OF WHATEVER TWELVE IS!"
"The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall, is the biggest world Bethesda has created, but alas, it has about the same amount of useful content as Fallout 76 or a Minecraft superflat world someone planted a few trees on."
H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D, desperate to continue makine this stupid website, 8/29/2019
"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day..."
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