PASTAS!!!1
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The following are things I wrote under my current name. Please note that these things are not meant to be taken seriously. Most of the grammatical errors that may or may not appear during these stories are intentional.
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Jimbo Kerman; a secret kerban from Kerbal Space Program that is EVIL!!!1
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Wabuu.exe; a loser plays a haunted Phoenix Games game, and forgets to care that he's doing so
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The Dragonborn is EVIL!; a melodramatic crybaby plays Skyrim
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RYU IS ALSO EVIL!: the same melodramatic crybaby plays Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition
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NigelNigel Anti-Balrog Guy the Killer; is it a ripoff if you're ripping off yourself?
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SCP-249899285012385081583 5/9; an SCP about a Pop vinyl so hideous that it classifies as an SCP.
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Wabuu.exe 2; the sequel nobody and their mother and THEIR mother asked for.
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How Dare You Delete My Pasta You Uncultured Swine?!; this parody of an author meltdown is probably from the perspective of someone who has no sense of reality
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A parody of author meltdowns that rants in directions that completely defy sanity.
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This is the old stuff I wrote back when the Trollpasta wiki existed, when I used the name Hyper-Realistic Mayonaise. Some of this stuff is okay in my opinion, but a lot of them (the stuff in green) is quite awful, and I keep it in existence only as a mark of how I "improved".
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​Zoidberg's Suicide; Squidward's Suicide parody; first thing I wrote, it sucks
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How to Summon Colonel Sanders; my first competent piece; ritual to summon KFC's mascot
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PokeMan: Licked Dandelion.exe; haunted PokeMan game; it's mediocre at best
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Mountain Dew: Colorless Rainbow; the worst thing I have ever written, prepare to cringe.
Please note that there may be some stories I have written (or more accurately stories I have written when I used the name Hyper-Realistic Mayonaise) that I may have forgotten. If there is anything I missed, I will put it here as a testament to my stupidity.